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Nov. 20th, 2009 @ 04:13 pm
Well, I’ve totally not fallen off a rock or anything…..I’ve just had nothing to say!
And guess what? …..I’ve still nothing to say!

Heh, I know that’s never stopped me before but I’ve been going for the 10 weeks of ‘no posting thing’ on my thingie – small things amuse me and I rather like to achieve achievable things, it’s what the Empire was built upon, that and meanness.

So how are you?

For [info]draco100:A Sudden Thirst Sep. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:50 pm
Title: A Sudden Thirst
Author:[info]suntzu_s
Rating:G
Pairing(s): Neville, Seamus, Dean, implied future Neville/Hannah
Summary: Neville overhears something and gains a thirst
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work
Warning(s): Canon-ish
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: written for [info]neville100’s prompt of temperance. (Prompt 84)

( A Sudden Thirst  )

Aug. 21st, 2009 @ 11:43 am
Off to Germany and will be back soon.

For neville100: Nevile Remebers Aug. 14th, 2009 @ 10:25 am
Title: Neville Remembers
Author:[info]suntzu_s
Rating:G
Pairing(s): Neville
Summary: Neville takes his duties seriously and sometimes he remembers.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work
Warning(s): Weirdly serious for me
Word Count: 100 and then a take two
Author's Notes: written for [info]neville100’s prompt of justice. Prompt 82

( Neville Remembers  )

Happy Birthday Neville Longbottom! Jul. 30th, 2009 @ 12:27 pm
Woe is me! I’ve been poorly sick the past couple of days and I didn’t think I’d be able to write anything but its Neville’s birthday so on with the useless presents!


Title: Knickers
Author: [info]suntzu_s
Rating:PG-13
Pairing(s): Neville/Harry
Summary: Luna needs help from her friends.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work
Warning(s): Daftness
Word Count: 490 odd
Author's Notes: Happy Birthday Neville Longbottom! And Happy Early Birthday to me Harry Potter

( Knickers )

For 30 Days of Neville 2009: The Passing of Neville Longbottom Jul. 25th, 2009 @ 08:26 pm
Day: 25
Title: The Passing of Neville Longbottom
Author: [info]suntzu_s
Rating:PG-13
Pairing(s): Neville/Harry
Summary: Harry wants to look after Neville’s health. Neville just wants to take a leak.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work
Warning(s): Fluffy suggestive silliness and toilet humour ;)
Word Count: 1300 odd
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]autumn_veela for the super beta duties and written for 30 Days of Neville 2009


(  The Passing of Neville Longbottom  )
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For [info]neville100 : In From the Kitchen Jul. 21st, 2009 @ 12:27 pm
Title: In From the Kitchen
Author: [info]suntzu_s
Rating:G
Pairing(s): Neville/Harry
Summary: Neville panics Harry!
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work
Warning(s): None
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: for[info]neville100’s prompt 78: ice cream

(  In From the Kitchen  )

Fic: Welcome to the Pleasure Dome or Draco Malfoy and the Garden Shed of Delight Jun. 19th, 2009 @ 10:00 pm
Title: Welcome to the Pleasure Dome or Draco Malfoy and the Garden Shed of Delight
Author: [info]suntzu_s
Pairing: (if any)Draco/Neville
Word Count:3100 ish
Rating:R for Ridiculous
Warnings: Language and Suggestiveness
A/N:(if any) Thanks to the most excellent [info]autumn_veela for the top beta duties, she rocks!
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, which is a pity!

(  Welcome to the Pleasure Dome or Draco Malfoy and the Garden Shed of Delight  )
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Random Is As Random Does Jun. 16th, 2009 @ 06:54 pm
I don’t know if many of you are familiar with Bettaware catalogues…..There a bit like Avon but with handy kitchen gadgets that clutter up the drawers (yes, we’ve all got them) anyway, a catalogue plopped through my door the other day and as I was contemplating everything non-slip, non-spill, non-use I came across something rather interesting that made me giggle.

Bettaware is flogging tit-tape for those awkward breast malfunctions.

How unglamorous is that ! It’s like buying your condoms at the pound-shop.

In other news…I’ve beaten Draco my Neville/Draco fic into submission (Draco’s favourite position), wrote what could possibly be my most favourite one-liner ever and caught a bunny for my 30 Days of Neville thing and then I’ll be batting my lashes at Comma-queens

Happy Days!

Eh? Jun. 6th, 2009 @ 03:32 pm
Oh dearie me!

So, Twitter is a bit beyond me but I had a bit of a peak at Matt Lewis's and bloody hell....A paid up member of the Conservative party with Oasis plastered all over his lay-out - He could at least be a little bit Lib-Dem

Thanks goodness the real Neville Longbottom is of an age where he'd be voting red or yellow

And in other news.....The schedule for 30 days of Neville 2009 is up........Phew, I'd better write something.
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