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Title (A Soon To Be) Full Moon Over Cairo
Author: suntzu_s
Pairing: (if any) Neville/Bill
Word Count:100
Rating:PG-13?
Warnings: (if any) for biscuit double entendres
Challenge: the picture one
A/N:(if any) Not really but I am sorry
 
Picnicking on a desert, south of Cairo was not Neville’s idea of a good time.
 
He had sand in his unmentionables, his trunks were chaffing something chronic, he was about to have an embolism with all the stomach holding-in he’d been doing, sweat poured from every gland and everything he sampled tasted of either grit peppered with sand or sand peppered with grit.
 
Neville eyed his dining companion, sprawled inelegantly out on the sand, legs splayed wide, the material of the black speedos impossibly taut against the skin and Neville idly wondered if crushed ginger-nuts would taste of sand too.
 
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From:[info]sweetmelodykiss
Date: July 1st, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC)
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crushed ginger-nuts Hahahaha, that's hilarious. Excellent!
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From:[info]suntzu_s
Date: July 2nd, 2008 09:01 am (UTC)
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Thanks!
My funny has been sadly missing as of late so I'm just hoping it's on it's way back!
And thanks for reading!
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From:[info]j_lunatic
Date: July 2nd, 2008 12:21 am (UTC)
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"Crushed ginger-nuts"? Surely you should have warned for CBT.

(And heee!)
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From:[info]suntzu_s
Date: July 2nd, 2008 09:04 am (UTC)
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Firstly, top icon!
Secondly, you naughty minx for knowing where that particular Wikipedia page was/is *is totally ignoring the fact that I clicked on it*
And thirdly, thanks for reading!
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From:[info]angela_snape
Date: July 2nd, 2008 12:22 am (UTC)
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LOL! I like it! Poor Neville, with sand in his unmentionables...
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From:[info]suntzu_s
Date: July 2nd, 2008 09:06 am (UTC)
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Hee! Thanks and thanks for reading!
And sand in the unmentionables would cause major internal friction burns....I wonder if Bill knows a charm?
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From:[info]angela_snape
Date: July 2nd, 2008 12:36 pm (UTC)
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Probably... Bill's a very clever wizard.
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From:[info]alisanne
Date: July 2nd, 2008 05:24 pm (UTC)
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Hahahaha!
Cute! :)
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From:[info]suntzu_s
Date: July 2nd, 2008 07:56 pm (UTC)
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Hee! Thanks and thanks for reading!
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