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For 30 Days of Neville 2009: The Passing of Neville Longbottom Jul. 25th, 2009 @ 08:26 pm
Day: 25
Title: The Passing of Neville Longbottom
Author: [info]suntzu_s
Rating:PG-13
Pairing(s): Neville/Harry
Summary: Harry wants to look after Neville’s health. Neville just wants to take a leak.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work
Warning(s): Fluffy suggestive silliness and toilet humour ;)
Word Count: 1300 odd
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]autumn_veela for the super beta duties and written for 30 Days of Neville 2009


The Passing of Neville Longbottom  )

Death, Gryffindors and Idiots! Feb. 3rd, 2009 @ 09:35 pm
Title: Death, Gryffindors and Idiots!
Author: suntzu_s
Pairing: (if any) Draco, Neville/Harry
Word Count:3770
Rating:PG-13
Warnings: Daftness
Summary: Death wasn’t supposed to happen. Death was for Gryffindors and idiots and where was his fluffy white cloud and harp?!?!?
A/N:(if any) I think I’ve been watching too much Quantum Leap and everyone has repeated their last year.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, which is a pity!

Death, Gryffindors and Idiots!  )

The Heritage of a Picnic Blanket Oct. 3rd, 2008 @ 06:49 pm
Title: The Heritage of a Picnic Blanket
Pairing: Neville/Harry(if any)
Word Count: 990 odd ish
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: (if any)None, really
AN: written in response to j_lunatic's version of Neville's Patronus


The Heritage of a Picnic Blanket  )

Happy Day-Before Your Birthday J_lunatic! Apr. 20th, 2008 @ 03:35 pm
Title: More Sex Can Never Hurt
Author: suntzu_s
Word Count: 630
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Neville/Harry
Summary: Neville worries over things that he’s read on the internet
Warnings: Fanged Geranium abuse and the abuse of wood
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
AN: Birthday gift for j_lunatic, which could turn out to be the internet version of a box of hankies, or a pair of socks, you know something that you don't really want but hey-ho at least I didn’t just run to the corner shop and hastily by you a card!
 
 

fic Nov. 29th, 2007 @ 10:05 am
I was writing this with the funnyfest in mind, only I failed (slightly) by not using the word ‘foreskin’ anywhere in the thing and then I didn’t want to shove it in, cos really once a foreskin is gone it’s gone,(unless you have more money than sense and pay a lab to grow one for you on a rat) so Whoops!  Bad me
So, to make myself feel better: Foreskin, Foreskin, Foreskin.
Title: The-Boy-Who-Broke-The-Boy-Who-Lived-Who-Then-Went-On-To-Kill-He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-For-Real-This-Time-Willy
Pairing: Neville/Harry
Rating: R
Word Count: 1250 odd
Summary:  The Outcome of too much lube
Warnings: A Daft scenario, farcical
Disclaimer: Nope, I still own nothing.
 
 


Because I want to use my Monkey Magic Icon Sep. 13th, 2007 @ 11:03 am


Title: Stag Weekend
Pairing: Neville/Hand/Harry
Rating: (R ?)
Word count: 1400- ish
Disclaimer: Still not mine
Author's Notes: Umm I was setting this up to be something totally different but well yeah and the museum mentioned is real, or it was when I went there as part of a 21st birthday present all those years ago.
 
 
 
 
Current Music: Theme Tune to Monkey Magic

Pants Aug. 29th, 2007 @ 03:39 pm
I was playing the Pants Game earlier and it reminded me that Harry Potter’s Pants wasn’t here. Yet.
 
Title: Harry Potter’s Pants
Author:
suntzu_s
Rating:G
Pairing:
Neville/Harry
Word Count:
~1800 ish
Warnings:
Awkward boy fluff, over useage of the word ‘pants’
Author Note: I’m sure there has been load of actual articles but I guessed at these;)
Disclaimer:Still own nothing
 

Ficlet of Doom Aug. 28th, 2007 @ 09:09 pm
*Gasps*  I took my own advice and got hit with a workable bunny,oh Lordy!

 

 

Title: Of Nappies and Gardener’s World

Pairing: Neville/Harry

Rating: G

Word Count: 700 ish

Summary: Neville comes home earlier than expected

Warnings:  Fluff interrupted

Disclaimer: I own nothing of super importance.

 



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